Fashion Police Show: Awards Season Wrap-Up

See the jokes that didn't make it on air in our special Joan Rivers Uncut Gallery: Awards Show Edition!

By Fashion Police Staff Mar 12, 2011 3:30 AMTags
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"I know that she won the Oscar and she looked amazing at the Academy Awards, and you'd think we'd just dwell on that, but that's not how this show works," quipped Joan Rivers about awards season darling Natalie Portman.

At least she's keeping it honest.

Click through to see what else the Fashion Police host has to say about Angelina "green with envy" Jolie, Halle "hoochie in Pucci" Berry and more! Get all of Joan's jokes that didn't make it on the air in our sassy sartorial photo gallery...