Can't wait for Oscars? Neither can the Fashion Police crew, especially Joan Rivers, who says it's her favorite awards show because, "none of the Glee kids are going to be invited." So, who is she looking forward to seeing on the red carpet?
Who else makes the Fashion Police ballot for biggest red carpet potential?
As for George Kotsiopoulos, he's revving for awards show host Anne Hathaway. Celeb stylist Rachel Zoe's got Hathaway's wardrobe covered, so who better than Joan to offer comedy pointers for Anne's monologue: "I said, 'Open up with your abortions jokes, then you hit your Mel Gibson is a nice guy shtick, then you end with your talking vagina routine. You will be a sensation.' "
Guest host Ciara gives the last nod to red carpet goddess Halle Berry. "She's breathtaking." Too bad her little daughter's going to grow up resenting mom's beauty, predicts Joan, adding, "I've been through this. I know what I'm saying."