Caption Leighton Meester's See-Through Dress

Starlet's Marc Jacobs gown has a built-in breast plate—WTF? Write a clever caption about her getup and we'll post our favorite...

UPDATE:

JW Says: "Don't pay any attention to the person behind the curtain."

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Leighton Meester in Marc Jacobs, at the Country Song premiere in Nashville

From the neck up, the G.G. star is stunning. But everything below—from the shoulder bow to the breast plate (worn mayhaps to deflect criticism?) to the see-through crochet skirt—is OMG insane. Blair Waldorf wouldn't be caught dead in this crazy concoction!

What do you think of the Gossip girl's bizarre dress? Write a clever caption below and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page.