Caption Katie Holmes' Suri-Wannabe Style

Actress attends Variety's Power of Women luncheon in little girl's garb. Write a clever caption about her getup and we'll post our favorite

UPDATE:

Linda Antonioli Says: "Help, my hem has fallen and it can't get up!"

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Katie Holmes in Louis Vuitton, at Variety's Power of Women luncheon in Los Angeles

Katie's at a bash celebrating strong women, so why did the actress show up dressed as a little girl (circa 1982) in her favorite frock?! And not only is this style a no-no, the fit is terrible. Sorry, Katie, you're on time-out. Please go to your room and think about the mess you created.

What do you think of Mrs. Cruise's childish getup? Write a clever caption below and we'll post our fave here and on our Facebook page.