Anthony Says: "Fall trend report from Rachel Zoe: 'I'm like dying over burlap for fall. Just throw the potatoes out and use the bag. Is this not the most surreal experience of your entire life?' "
Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!
The Perp: Celeb stylist and Bravo star Rachel Zoe, lookin' like Pokey-Haunches Pocahontas while shopping in NYC.
Lord knows the Zoester "dies" over shapeless tents that highlight her, uh, bone structure, but mayhaps this signature look is just plain dead.
What you do think: Does Rachel's formless frock shut it down—or is she in serious need of stylist herself? Write your most clever caption below and we'll post our fave here and on our Facebook page.
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