Caption Heidi Klum's Project Runway Getup

What's up with the reality-TV show hostess' attire? Write a clever caption describing it and we'll post it on our Facebook page...

UPDATE:

Lauryn Says: "I'm sorry, Heidi, you're out."

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Heidi Klum, at the Project Runway season eight premiere in New York City

The supermodel mom is back for another season of the hit show in some, um, high-fashion duds...or just duds?

What do you think of Heidi's getup? Write your most clever caption below and we'll post our fave here and on our Facebook page.