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    Caption Jessica Simpson's Nude Nightmare

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    Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

    The Perp: Poor, fashion-challenged Jessica Simpson, at the opening of the Greenbrier Resort in White Sulphur Springs, W. Va., in a nude geometric gown. Why, oh why, is this gorgeous, curvy babe almost always a disaster on the red carpet?!

    Tell us what you think of J.Simp's getup. Write your most clever caption below and we'll post our fave here and on our Facebook page.

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