UPDATE: We've made our pick for the best caption...
Hilary Says: "I can't wait to get to a bathroom and tease my hair."
Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!
The Perp: Jersey Shore's Snooki, gloriously glittering from head to toe in Lipsy at the Grown Ups premiere in New York City
So what do you think of Snooki's shiny, sequined getup? Write a funny caption below about the reality star's look and we'll post our fave here and on our Facebook page.
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