I wish I could tell the future.  I have so many questions that I need to know the answer to like, when will I hit my growth sprint and how old will Dolly Parton be when her boobs drop?  Those babies are amazing.  I went to a psychic but she tried to tell me things by looking at cards.  Cards?  That is so stupid!  Everybody knows if you are going to see into the future you need one of those bowling balls with smoke in it.  Don't try to pull the sheep over my eyes.  I'm not falling for it.