Tareq Salahi, the estranged husband of D.C. Housewife Michaele Salahi, who just apparently took off with Journey guitar player Neal Schon, claims that the lovers are really rubbing their affair in his face. For the record, you never know the name of a guitar player from a band until he porks your wife. According to TMZ, Salahi alleges that Schon emailed him a photo of a penis, and that the two are even prank calling him. It isn't clear if it was Schon's penis, but it is clear that it was a dick move. This whole story is ridiculous, but I do think the two of them should leave the poor guy alone. I didn't even know people still prank called, but maybe since his band was popular in the '80s, he still lives in them. How does a call like that even go? "Is your refrigerator running? Well that's because I'm porking your wife." Stupid.