Jesse James and Kat Von D have called off their gross love affair. An eyewitness told the Radar Online that he recently saw them together in Hollywood and that the tattooed love birds "seemed really happy," and that it is "surprising that they broke up." I guess said eyewitness didn't have the internet last year.
Kat took to her Twitter to reveal that she is no longer with Jesse, and that "out of respect for him, his family and myself, that's all the info I'd like to share. Thanks for respecting that." Well, I'm not going to respect it. If you're trying to keep people from talking about something, you don't announce it on Twitter. Nobody woke up this morning wondering what the hell was going on with Kat Von D and Jesse James, other than Kat Von D and Jesse James. And Chuy. So there wasn't a reason for anyone to announce it. The worst part is that I'm sure both of them have the other's names tattooed somewhere on their body. The good news is it doesn't matter because they won't be able to find it.