Early Bird Gets the Divorce

According to In Touch magazine, Jessica Simpson's fiancé is starting to get on her nerves. Unemployed former football player Eric Johnson reportedly likes to get up every morning at 5:30 in order to get to the gym. After that he supposedly likes to practice his golf swing. A friend told In Touch that when he wakes up, she wakes up, and it's starting to annoy her. Jessica is the one who is working for now, so clearly she'd like a little shut eye instead of getting woken out of a deep slumber just so her boyfriend can do some curls. I have to say, I'm on her side on this one, no matter how big that side is this month. The only reason to date a guy who is unemployed is so that you can sleep in. Well, that and so he's always available to give you a lift home at night after you go out and accidentally have 40 drinks because you realize that you are dating a loser.