Ryan Seacrest, American Idol

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Little Ryan Seacrest has teamed up with the big gay Bravo network to create a new reality show. Apparently the show will be called Shahs of Sunset and it's about wealthy Persian people living near Sunset Boulevard. Bravo summed up the show in this statement: "Armed with chromed-out cars, logo-ridden purses, and designer outfits, they've got it and they aren't afraid to flaunt it." They also said that the group of Persians who will be featured know "the value of family and tradition." I guess that's their way of saying that even though it sounds like the Persian Jersey Shore, deep down these valet lot owners care about their moms. Ryan Seacrest always beats me to the punch. Now when I start filming my new show, Ruskis of Russia, all the finest cigarettes and track suits will be sold out.

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