According to a story from In Touch, Kirstie Alley is using her new, slimmer figure to catch younger men. An insider told the magazine that Kirstie has been hitting a lot of the "hot spots" in New York. When she sees a nice-looking young man in his twenties, she approaches him and gets his number by promising to "make him a star." She then allegedly texts them about hanging out with her and going out to dinner. That's an invitation I would accept, because if there is someone who knows about food, it's Kirstie Alley. Sorry, but it's a slow news week and I have jet lag. A fat joke is about all I have in me today.