Kim Kardashian and her fiancé, Kris Humphries, have reportedly begun registering for their wedding gifts. HollywoodLife has "uncovered" the registry for the love birds and they're clearly asking their guests to spare no expense. Some of the items include a $6,500 case, a $225 tea cup and a $155 cereal bowl. I have no problem with expensive cereal bowls; I like to eat my Count Chocula in style just like Kim's Armenian ass does. What I do have a problem with is that these two a-holes can afford to buy this crap themselves. The only thing they should ask their guests to bring is the thing they gave up by attending: their dignity.