While on with his Diddy-Dirty Money bandmates Dawn Richard and Kalenna Harper, the subject quickly turned to the rapper's and Chelsea Handler's mutual passion for vodka.
"You drink the Belvedere," noted Ciroc vodka spokesman Diddy regarding Handler's brand of choice. "We call that 'aka the pee-pee.' No disrespect."
"No, no. No disrespect, girl," replied Handler.
"Um, the girl thing. I'm not really feeling that," said Diddy about the slight slap at his manhood. "I will pull out my shlong right now!"
Thankfully, though, everything stayed right where they should, despite Diddy explaining how excited he was to be in Handler's presence.
"But it's not the same, you know, as all the other black men that's trying to meet you and get at you (cough, cough 50 Cent), but it's like, you're cute to me and cool and I just want to eat a cheeseburger with you and watch a movie."
And drink lots of vodka, of course.