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David Arquette

Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com

Over the weekend Halle Berry's ex-lover Gabriel Aubry and the newly single David Arquette were both spotted out at the pumpkin patch. I don't think they were together, although that would have made for a more interesting story. I guess there is a designated patch for the stars or something because apparently the paparazzi are ready and waiting for them to arrive. I don't get the whole pumpkin patch thing. What the hell goes on there? I understand that Halloween is coming and that some people get excited about it, but does there really need to be an entire pumpkin patch dedicated to celebrities? All people do when they get them home is paint or carve some dumb smile on its nonexistent face. I think people are trying to make way too much of a holiday that really has no significance outside of women everywhere getting the chance to dress up like whores. If you want to put something round and orange with a silly face on your doorstep, you can always borrow Brad Wollack.