Tale of the Tiger

Tiger Woods can't get women to shut up about him

By Chelsea Handler Oct 25, 2010 10:00 PMTags
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One of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses, Loredana Jolie, has written a tell-all book about her supposed relationship with Tiger and his club. Some of the material in the book is being called "shocking." Jolie claims that she saw Tiger taking sleeping pills...not shocking. She claims that he participated in threesomes with her and other women...still not shocking. She also said that Tiger and Elin "obviously didn't have such a close relationship..." Thanks for the update. When a guy has porked every VIP waitress between Vegas and Florida...allegedly...it's usually a good indication that back at home things aren't great. I feel like this book already came out in the form of various statements from a bunch of slutty girls and Gloria Allred. If you're wondering what Jolie says sex was like with Tiger, in her book she states that she felt like she was "on the seventh cloud." I guess that's somewhere between cloud nine and seventh heaven. You go, girl.