Charles Eshelman/Getty imagesMichael Lohan is telling people that he is going to "intentionally fall off the wagon" so that he can check himself into the Betty Ford clinic and be near his estranged daughter. For now, he is planning on showing up at the center and "demanding admission." If Lindsay still refuses to see him, he's going to take his plight to the next level. He even went so far as to say that he would "stage his own arrest" to show everyone how much he cares about his daughter. Michael Lohan might be smarter than we all thought. It sounds to me like he's premeditating his defense because he's getting ready to f--king party.