RadarOnline reported that Lindsay Lohan was caught trying to escape the Betty Ford Center where she is recently being treated for a cocaine addiction. Apparently Lindsay and another patient were busted when her partner in crime's clothes got caught on the fence. I suppose that means they were climbing a fence, which sounds pretty ridiculous. But don't start judging yet; Lindsay and her buddy were reportedly simply trying to sneak into a nearby Medical Center to get a soda from the vending machine. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that a Medical Center has something more than just a soda that might interest Lindsay. This whole story could mean a couple of things: (a) all of the times that she has been busted with "coke" it was just a soda and the police totally over reacted, or (b) when asked what she was trying to sneak out to obtain, she lied. I'm going to let America decide.