Insufficient Funds

Melissa Etheridge's ex is not happy

By Chelsea Handler Oct 14, 2010 3:00 PMTags
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Melissa Etheridge's ex, Tammy Lynn Michaels, is not going down quietly. Anyway, the scorned Michaels has been known to take to her blog to complain about what it is like now that she and Melissa are apart. From what I could decipher on her blog, which is written in similar fashion as a Haiku, she went to go get cash a couple of times and there wasn't enough to buy lunch. I don't know what kind of arrangement they have but from the sound of it, Michaels is counting on Melissa to supply her with some cash. That makes sense...I assume in that relationship Melissa Etheridge was the one bringing home the lesbian bacon. Melissa claims to be giving her plenty of money, but Michaels' lawyer says that she should be getting the amount to live "the way she was accustomed to." That amount is in the ballpark of $60,000. Maybe someone should introduce her to CostCo, because it sounds to me like she likes to go a little overboard on lunch.