Mariah Carey

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Mariah Carey recently announced her "Christmas gift" to all of her fans...an album titled Merry Christmas II You. I guess the "II" part is a clever way of reminding us that she has released a Christmas album before. I don't need to be reminded; I listen to that album every time I have a party and I want people to leave. Outside of putting Chuy on a strict diet of pinto beans and then sitting him next to a fire pit and a fan, nothing clears a room better. Mariah announced that her album will be "dropping" in November, but in an interesting twist, her weight will not be.

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