London Calling...911

I can't figure out how true Jeremy London's story is

By Chelsea Handler Jun 22, 2010 3:00 PMTags
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This story about 7th Heaven actor Jeremy London is getting more and more ridiculous. London claimed that after offering a ride home to three guys who helped him change a flat tire, the guys kidnapped him for hours and forced him to smoke dope at gunpoint. They also allegedly made him buy alcohol and hand it out to a "gang area" in Palm Springs. I don't know what kind of gang picked him up, but it sounds like a gang of fun teenagers. London's wife also claims that she was with him, but that the kidnappers "dropped her off" at home when she became uncomfortable. What a nice group of guys. The Huffington Post has also reported that Jeremy and his wife are in the process of divorcing and have to undergo regular drug testing due to a custody issue...The issue being neither of them have custody of their son because of past drug use. This all brings to mind a story about a girl wearing a SCRAM bracelet that allegedly went off because she drank "fermented tea." Call me if you want to hear a theory that involves Jeremy London, drugs and taking excuse advice from Lindsay Lohan.