Sarah Symonds, the mistress who had a seven-year affair with Gordon Ramsay, wrote an open letter to Rachel Uchitel, also famous for being a mistress (allegedly, OK, E! legal?). Apparently this Symonds woman has a blog called Pillow Talk and is the founder of the Mistresses Anonymous Society. She needs to advertise that a little more; I've never heard of it. I don't know what goes on at one of their meetings, but I assume it involves several cigarettes and screen name-options for AshleyMadison.com. Symonds doesn't like Rachel Uchitel one bit. She thinks she isn't taking responsibility for her part in the affairs and needs to "own" her truth. She invited Uchitel to join one of her Mistresses Anonymous meetings and offered to give her some "tips." Well, that should get her there...That woman loves a good tip.