Don't Cheat on Your Mistress

Jesse James could have at least been faithful to his mistresses

By Chelsea Handler Apr 15, 2010 3:00 PMTags
Jesse James, Tiger WoodsEvan Agostini/Getty Images; Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images

According to RadarOnline, Jesse James' fifth alleged mistress often found him cheating on her with other women. 

A "close friend" of Merilee Geeth said that there were times the mistress would go into his office on the weekend and Jesse would be "fooling around" with another girl.  This left Merilee "shocked." 

One of Tiger Woods' mistresses said the same thing…she was mad because she thought she was the only mistress.

When you're sleeping with a married man, you aren't allowed to be "shocked" that he isn't being faithful to you.  That's like drinking a bottle of tequila and then being "surprised" that you woke up in Tijuana next to a donkey missing your favorite kidney.