Andy Kropa/Getty ImagesThe new season of Dancing with the Stars should be borderline amazing. It's about time they got some women on the show that have a little bit of attitude.
Shannen Doherty will be available in case Kate Gosselin gets out of line and needs her extensions pulled out. If you put a Pussycat Doll and Pamela Anderson in the same room together, eventually they'll discover that they've slept with the same person, and one of them will attack the other with a glitter pen.
Although I doubt the reason they hired Pam was for drama. They probably just figured with her they'd save money on personal trailers. You connect the dots.
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Dance on over to Chelsea Handler's blog, where there's always more laughs.