Chelsea Handler Blog: Smells Like Pam Anderson

The former Baywatch babe is turning to a drugstore to promote her fragrances

Pamela Anderson is making a stink at Rite Aid. The drugstore is going to start carrying her new fragrances, Malibu Day and Malibu Night. I just assumed people who lived in the sea smelled the same both day and night, but I guess there is enough of a difference to make two scents out of it. 

Anderson claims that she loves the idea of selling at Rite Aid because she is a "drugstore whore." I think some people can vouch for at least half of the new title she's given herself. Most of those people are probably still trying to get the scent of Malibu nights with Pam off of them. 

I know I am making fun of her, but I have to say: This is a really good business plan. When I think of Rite Aid, I think of pharmacy. And when I think of pharmacy, I think of Pam Anderson. It just makes scents. Get it?