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Gwyneth Paltrow wants to learn how to meditate. On her GOOP website, which is really annoying, she said that her friends meditate and say that it's "brilliant."
According to The Daily Telegraph she and Chris Martin also want to build a 10-foot-high fence for "security purposes." I guess her neighbors are upset, but I'm all for it. The higher the fence, the better.
Please, take up meditation, go do it on the other side of a 10-foot fence, and stay there.