David Spade reportedly took a recent date to IHOP. Star magazine is reporting that he took a "gal-pal" to IHOP for a "low-key" meal. That's not low-key, that's delicious. However, as a date, having a guy take you to IHOP is bad enough. Having a celebrity guy take you to IHOP means things aren't working out...for him or for you. The worst part is that the "gal" allegedly acted like she was at some sort of upscale Hollywood restaurant and was asking for substitutions, things on the side, just being very difficult. That's when Spade put his tiny foot down and stormed out. I don't blame him. When you're at IHOP you can't just order a Rooty Fresh and Fruity, you have to also get the Tooty...and frankly that's the best part. There are two exceptions to what you can get on the side at IHOP: bacon and diarrhea.