A man in Tallahassee was arrested recently for exposing himself while riding around town on his bike in nothing but a thong. First of all, ouch. But, he is supposedly “known” for this, and one local finally got tired of seeing the guy’s tally-hassees and called the police. Shockingly, all of this took place in a mobile home park. I don’t know what goes on in Florida, but every time I hear a story about somebody really stupid, Florida has something to do with it. I don’t know if it’s too late to rule them out and just cut down to 49 states, but I have Chuy looking into it. He still thinks New Mexico is a new city in Mexico, so I don’t know how far we’re going to get.