This really was a whirlwind episode of Burning Love. Or is it worldwind?
It all starts with a roller skating date, which goes poorly since Julie has an emotional breakdown about her pro roller skater ex-boyfriend. Oh, and Vivian goes into labor. With that, Mark sends Julie and Vivian home in the first hose ceremony.
But after that, a shocking revelation: Haley has been sleeping with staff members from the show! Mark had no idea...but then again he didn't know Vivian was pregnant either.
When Haley is forced to leave, Mark is heartbroken. But a visit from last season's bachelor, Joe, cheers him up a bit.
That means that nobody else has to go home this week, but considering Mark still called the absent Haley instead of Annie, things aren't looking great for her.
"He was Italian, I didn't know it at the time, I just thought it was some funny voices he was doing"—Julie
"Oh, emotional throw-up"—Mark
"I think it was a little tacky for her to go into labor right after my catharsis"—Julie
"When I saw that baby coming out, I thought wow, I don't want anything to do with the medical profession anymore"—Tim
"Is it whirlwind or worldwind? Words are stupid"—Mark
"In the end, I just don't want to compete with a deported guy"—Mark
"For me, it wasn't really about picking the right one. It was more about picking one"—Joe
Tune in next week for an all-new episode of Burning Love, Monday at 10/9c on E!