This week's Botched features a Brit with an addiction to lip fillers and love of all things Kardashian.
In this deleted scene, Jordan is kind enough to provide a running commentary that definitely outshines his tour guide's.
"Let's head to Calabasas," the Keeping Up with The Kardashians super-fan exclaims. "That's where we need to go! Forget this. Calabasas!"
"If I saw Kim, I'd be jumping out of this bus," he jokes. Then this Botched patient gets the thrill of a lifetime.
"Right here on your right is the Kardashians' DASH store," the tour guide says. "Is that Kim in there?"
It's not, but this is a road trip that everyone wishes they could join. Make sure to catch up with this week's Botched to get more Jordan!
Tune-in to a brand new episode of Botched this Tuesday, May 19 at 9/8c on E!