Hello, my fellow televisionaries. Korbi here to talk Kathy Griffin. You in?

TUESDAY NIGHT HIGHLIGHTS

Kathy Griffin: Everybody Can Suck It:  Listen, Kath, I am not a man, and I am not gay. However, I am "unshockable," as you often like to say, and I'm your biggest fan. A straight chick, your biggest fan? Suck on that, K.G.

I’m sorry, I just don’t understand how anyone couldn’t adore this woman. If you dare question her genius, you clearly haven't been listening very closely. How sick are we of hearing about Paris and Lindsay, Nicole and the Olsen twins? Very. And yet, Kathy Griffin’s tales of her Hollywood run-ins with them take entertainment to a new level. Whether she’s comparing Club Hyde to Applebee's or asking Matt Lauer if he has banged Anne Coulter, the lady has her audience rolling. She’s out of control. And I [HEART] her.

If you missed last night's stand-up special, it'll be rerunning on Bravo all week. Do yourself a favor, and TiVo this gem of an hour, okay?

WEDNESDAY QUICK PICK

Traveler:  Jay and Tyler risk a return to New Haven in an attempt to prove their innocence. 10 p.m., ABC

Also Worth Watching…

Hidden Palms …because those who‘ve seen the second and third eps are saying it gets sorta good. 8 p.m., the CW

The Next Best Thing: Who Is the Greatest Celebrity Impersonator? …because the judging panel is made up of some very talented comics who like to say really rude things. 8 p.m., ABC

So You Think You Can Dance …because they‘re in Vegas with some of the nation‘s best. 9 p.m., Fox

One Tree Hill …because Lucas is getting a new brother or sister. 9 p.m., the CW

Tyler Perry’s House of Payne …because it’s the series premiere, and we’re gonna give it a shot. 9 p.m., TBS

The Real World: Reunited …because you yearn to recapture the magic of RW‘s trashiest season, don't you? 10 p.m., MTV

Top Chef: 4-Star All Stars ...because four of the show's previous finalists are back to serve a beat-down or two. 10 p.m., Bravo