Haven't seen this ink-black comedy? Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?? "The Heathers"—a clique of pretty, bitchy princesses—rule the school by bullying and humiliating their socially awkward classmates. They're such pillowcases! Reluctant Heathers member Veronica (Winona Ryder) goes rogue when she and rebellious J.D. (Christian Slater in full Jack Nicholson mode) murder several abusive students and make it look like suicide. You'll totally die for this quotable classic.