You mean "starring Dane Cook" isn't enough to convince you Chuck sucks? This moronic raunch-fest features the "funnyman" as a dude with a curse—every woman Chuck boinks finds true love with the next guy she dates. When Chuck falls head over flippers for a penguin expert (Jessica Alba again!), can he finally reverse the curse? Who cares? As with Chuck, the next movie you see will be perfection by comparison.