Mars doesn't need moms—it needs jolly ol' St. Nick to cheer up the mopey martian moppets. So goes the silly setup of spaced-out Santa, which debuts a prepubescent Pia Zadora as a martian girl. Even more alienating? The dippy theme song "Hooray for Santy Claus" will be dancing in your head like so many rotten sugarplums!
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