Celebrate the true meaning of Christmas: consumerism! It's jingle hell all the way when a workaholic dad (Arnold Schwarzenegger) promises his kid the season's hottest toy, Turbo Man. Dashing through the snow and stores, Ah-nuld battles massive crowds and a maniacal mailman (Sinbad) to find the sold-out action figure. Why would anyone want this plastic, disposable, mass-marketed junk? And we don't mean Turbo Man.