After Amanda Bynes—who claims she doesn't drink—was arrested for driving under the influence, she took to the Twitters to file a formal complaint with our president: "Hey @BarackObama... I don't drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don't hit and run. The end." So far, Bynes has avoided any jail time, causing another cantankerous child actress to take to Twitter in annoyance: "@lindseylohan Why did I get put in jail and a Nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far?"