No real housewife (or Real Housewife) is complete without a tagline. And Gaga, who's an avid fan of the franchise (her favorite is Lisa Vanderpump, "because she doesn't give any f--ks"), is ready and waiting. While appearing on WWHL, she revealed her intro line: "They may say I'm a woman, but underneath, I'm all man." It's no Melissa Gorga ("Sexy life, loyal wife. Take a page out of my book"), but it'll do.