Another trailer has been released for Joseph Gordon-Levitt's directorial debut, Don Jon, and we just cannot with Scarlett Johansson's hoity-toity Jersey girl accent. It's amazing. But we do have so many questions: Like, why wasn't ScarJo in every scene of every season of The Sopranos? Why isn't she using this same accent for Her, a movie where she voices a Siri-esque computer program? And why can't we program our Siri to have this accent? Please, Apple? Make it happen?