Will the Mother of Dragons finally get her babies back?
Somehow, the degenerate King Joffrey still sits on the Iron Throne.
Theon's crazy eyes will definitely impress his Ironborn father.
Can wildling Osha save the Stark boys from Theon's wrath?
It's still very cold North of the Wall. Winter is definitely here.
What are Varys and Tyrion plotting now? Something to do with the Battle of Blackwater, mayhaps?
And this, kids, is how you go from being a sellsword to Ser Bronn of the Blackwater.
Thirst, hunger, murder and dragon-napping...Daenerys Targaryen is having a rough time of it across the narrow sea.
Jaime Lannister, how does it feel being House Stark's pet lion?
With her brother/baby daddy held captive, Queen Cersei Lannister is keeping the home fires burning. And Blackwater Bay, too!
While her sister is surrounded by ladies in waiting, Arya Stark sports britches and a new name, 'Arry.
Hand of the King Tyrion Lannister is enjoying his newfound power, including using that hand to smack the king.
Oh yeah, Tyrion also has a live-in (sort of) girlfriend/prostitute. Hooray for Shae!
Introducing Melisandre, priestess of the red god, R'hllor, and birth mother of some dark magic.
Davos Seaworth, the Onion Knight, has his loyalties tested when Stannis Baratheon goes to the dark red side.
"You know nothing, Jon Snow"—but wilding Ygritte is about to change all that.
Samwell Tarly continues to be the Cousin Oliver of the Night's Watch, who lose their shelter after he tries to rescue Craster's daughter/baby mama. (Game of Thrones puts the "in" in incest!)
Farewell, Princess Myrcella. Dorne might be lonely, but at least your nasty older brother doesn't live there.
Gay, cruel, crazy or just out of diapers—Margaery Tyrell doesn't discriminate. If you're a king, she wants to be your queen!
Wouldn't it be nice if we all had three wishes from Jaqen H'ghar?
Xaro Xhoan Daxos, merchant prince of Qarth, is the host with the mostest.
Is Master of Whisperers Varys really Tyrion's ally, or is the eunuch plotting against him?