Melancholy and the infinite what the…? The most shocking thing about the former Smashing Pumpkins band members' mug-shot may just be that alcohol was not involved in the capturing of it. Can you remember the face you made when you first learned Wretzky was arrested not for any rock shenanigans but for the (wait for it) running at large of her horses (which cost her six days in the slammer)? Well, you don't have to, because D'Arcy made it during her mug-shot, thus capturing it on all our behalves for posterity. What a giver.