Scarlett Johansson admitted to taking naughty cell phone pics of herself—"It's not like I was shooting a porno," she told Vanity Fair. But she certainly wasn't cool with admitted privacy-invader Christopher Chaney hacking her database and exposing her mainframe. Chaney's alleged crimes also included the tappity-tap-tapping of email accounts and phones belonging to Mila Kunis, Christina Aguilera and others—highlighting the sudden onslaught of extra-technological ways to screw wtih people. But British celebs and royalty (and, ugh, murder victims' families) appear to have had it far worse—the entire News of the World was brought down after 168 years by a hacking scandal.