Age: 24 Residence: Washington, D.C. Occupation: Harvard Law School studentEver wonder how Woody Allen would fare on Survivor? "Cochran" (not to be confused with O.J. Simpson's late defense lawyer Johnnie Cochrane) is your answer. Although the Survivor superfan's chances at winning the million-dollar prize are slim at best (he says the thought of initiating alliances makes him "nervous"), he definitely deserves a prize for his neurotic comedy. "I'm probably the least attractive male member this season," he says self-deprecatingly—then goes in for the kill: "But it's not as huge a dropoff as it would be in other seasons. It's not a super-duper attractive season."