Unless you have been taking a vacation on Jupiter, you already know that the former Terminator and Governator will hereby be known as the Sperminator or the Inseminator.
Without rehashing all of the recent baby mama drama, Ahnold impregnated the family maid of 20 years and watched his love child grow up to be a 14-year-old without saying a peep to anybody. Oh, and said love child was born just five days after his youngest son with wife, Maria Shriver, who apparently used to joke about the maid's son looking like her husband.
Needless to say, the power couple are now gearing up for a divorce.