Unless you have been taking a vacation on Jupiter, you already know that the former Terminator and Governator will hereby be known as the Sperminator or the Inseminator.
Without rehashing all of the recent baby mama drama, Ahnold impregnated the family maid of 20 years and watched his love child grow up to be a 14-year-old without saying a peep to anybody. Oh, and said love child was born just five days after his youngest son with wife, Maria Shriver, who apparently used to joke about the maid's son looking like her husband.
Needless to say, the power couple are now gearing up for a divorce.
If cheating on America's sweetheart, Sandra Bullock, with a tattooed Nazi impersonator wasn't bad enough, Jesse James decided to write a book and blab to the media about how he's somewhat "glad" his affairs were blown out into the open and how happy he is now in his recent engagement to Kat Von D.
Barf, we seriously hope his book (the reason behind the recent verbal diarrhea) comes nowhere near the New York Times Best Seller's List.
The man who paved the way for all future manskanks: Tiger Woods.
America's favorite Blasian golfer had mistresses literally coming out of the woodwork, in nightclubs from Las Vegas to Orlando, Florida. Oh, and were they ever lookers!
The man once famous for his athletic skill is now more well known for his extramarital affairs, "crazy Ambien sex" and questionable taste in women—especially when he had this at home.
Charlie Sheen is definitely not winning.
A man as famous for shooting an ex-girlfriend (accident!) and reportedly holding a knife to an ex-wife's throat, is not exactly the authority on how to treat your women.
This is the guy who wound up in an Aspen jail cell Christmas morning after verbally and physically attacking his then-wife, Brooke Mueller. Did we mention his nearly newborn twins (not to mention two sober coaches) were in the house at the time?
But not even a stint in prison can calm Sheen. After the incident, the actor continued to party his face off by going on cocaine- and porn star-filled benders in Vegas and in his Mulholland Estates home. Since stating he is sober after leaving Two and a Half Men, Sheen has been hurling insults against ex-Denise Richards from his Torpedos of Truth stage.
Whether hurling anti-semitic remarks at a police officer after getting charged with a DUI or leaving rage-filled voicemails for his baby mama Oksana, Mel Gibson is one Mad Max.
To quote Gibson, father of eight, to his youngest daughter's mother Oksana, "You look like a f---ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n---ers, it will be your fault."
'Nuff said.
Bonus manskank!
After Nicolas Cage was arrested in New Orleans for allegations of domestic abuse, disturbing the peace and public drunkenness, Dog the Bounty Hunter came to the actor's rescue, posting his $11,000 bond.
We can't make this stuff up.
While the DA declined to press charges, the public's perception of the actor was definitely altered.
Not only does this guy live way beyond his means and collect million dollar dinosaur skulls, but he has a super long history with real estate and tax problems.