Charlie Sheen is definitely not winning.
A man as famous for shooting an ex-girlfriend (accident!) and reportedly holding a knife to an ex-wife's throat, is not exactly the authority on how to treat your women.
This is the guy who wound up in an Aspen jail cell Christmas morning after verbally and physically attacking his then-wife, Brooke Mueller. Did we mention his nearly newborn twins (not to mention two sober coaches) were in the house at the time?
But not even a stint in prison can calm Sheen. After the incident, the actor continued to party his face off by going on cocaine- and porn star-filled benders in Vegas and in his Mulholland Estates home. Since stating he is sober after leaving Two and a Half Men, Sheen has been hurling insults against ex-Denise Richards from his Torpedos of Truth stage.