Gather round, and try not to look away from this howling freak-show of the grotesque and the ghoulish! No, not the teenager who turns into a wolfman—the idea that non-canine transformed Michael J. Fox, 5' 4" and Canadian, is a basketball star.
The non-wolf Fox hops in place as he dribbles to his shoulder, hits the championship-winning free throw as a jump shot (against the rules), and shoots with a stroke that looks like a cross between a right hook and a man pushing the "popcorn" button on a microwave. Thank goodness this YouTube video exists to meticulously catalogue Fox's statline for the final.