What better way to deny rumors than Twitter! Everyone does it, so it's become more about how you do it. There's the Lily Allen approach where you call someone a c--t, which is kind of awesome. Or there's the Britney way, which is more on the adorable side of the scale. Telling Star and RadarOnline.com to kiss her "lily white southern Louisiana ass!" for starting domestic violence rumors was definitely LOL-worthy. Whoever came up with that line for her deserves a raise.