Teresa Giudice's flipouts have nothing on Kelly's psychic break aboard the Good Ship Lollipop. Her unprovoked attack on Bethenny (calling her a "ho-bag" and a "creepy" cook, not chef) during a Housewives yachting trip was disturbing enough, but her jellybean-fortified non sequiturs—"satchels of gold" and "Al Sharpton!"—were downright terrifying. Ramona & Co. could no longer make "lemonade out of lemons" once Kelly said, "Bethenny was trying to frickin' kill me because she tried to kill me so many times before." Why didn't anyone do a 5150 intervention after these schizophrenic stylings?