Yep, the Late Night Wars were obviously one of the biggest stories of the year—it was just so cut-and-dry. Conan was obviously the one getting screwed over by not only corporate overloads but his colleague Jay Leno, who handed over the Tonight Show with these words: "I couldn't be happier. You were the only choice, you were the perfect choice, you have been an absolute gentleman." Then just six months later, he was totally down to oust Conan from the coveted spot, saying, "This is all business." Conan, meanwhile, continued to be an absolute gentleman, leaving Jay to look like the greedy d-bag that only cares about himself and his cars.